This made me laugh a bit

[Dach0sen0ne]

http://cgi.ebay.com/A-J-Burnett-and-...item4cf1ef6ffb

[Fnazxc0114]

Never thought id say this but i hope the rangers get them in the first round. Weve been shut down by top of the line pitching lately.

[Manram]

Thats really funny haha

[jetersbatboy]

Dam it!!! Who out bid me????

[Klattsy]

Sad but true...Thank George for CC...

[gingi79]

On behalf of the Atlanta Braves, we will give you back Melky Cabrera for Javier and AJ if you promise to never mention that choker ever played for us.

Act now! We will throw in Nate Mclouth absolutely free. Just pay separate Shipping and Handling. Buy now and avoid future regret.

[AWA85]

Little disappointed my $0.08 bid was surpassed while I went to bed last night. Thought it would hold up for the long run.

[TNTtoys]

If Javier Vazquez and AJ Burnett are worth 13 cents, what do you think I could get for Ollie Perez???

[gingi79]

If Javier Vazquez and AJ Burnett are worth 13 cents, what do you think I could get for Ollie Perez???

You couldn't get 3 used BP balls for Perez. If he was a righty, he would get dropped from the Long Island Ducks. I hate the Mets but even I feel bad for them having to pay 1000% more than he is worth.

Ladies and Gents, tie your toddlers right arm to their body and force them to use their left. They don;t have to be talented, just lefty.

[jetersbatboy]

I won!!!!! I think I may have overpaid, after seeing JV performance last night...