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    Senior Member Eric's Avatar
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    'Tis The Season!! My Gift To You

    It's the holidays and I have free time on my hands. Waaaaay too much free time tonight, so I put together a little something that I hope means something to each and every one of you.

    May you not have the kind of Christmas that the person in the song had....

    (Read this to the tune of “The 12 Days of Christmas”)

    On the first day of Christmas
    My true love gave to me . . .
    A Peyton Manning with the short sleeves

    On the second day of Christmas
    My true love gave to me . . .
    Two definitions of “matches factory records”
    And a Peyton Manning with the short sleeves

    On the third day of Christmas
    My true love gave to me . . .
    Three Scoreboard “gamers”
    Two definitions of “matches factory records”
    And a Peyton Manning with the short sleeves

    On the fourth day of Christmas
    My true love gave to me . . .
    Four St. Patrick’s Day Ripkens
    Three Scoreboard “gamers”
    Two definitions of “matches factory records”
    And a Peyton Manning with the short sleeves

    On the fifth day of Christmas
    My true love gave to me . . .
    Five Lampson LOAs!
    Four St. Patrick’s Day Ripkens
    Three Scoreboard “gamers”
    Two definitions of “matches factory records”
    And a Peyton Manning with the short sleeves

    On the sixth day of Christmas
    My true love gave to me . . .
    Six NFL game cuts with grass stains next to the autograph and the PSA DNA tag removed
    Five Lampson LOAs!
    Four St. Patrick’s Day Ripkens
    Three Scoreboard “gamers”
    Two definitions of “matches factory records”
    And a Peyton Manning with the short sleeves

    On the seventh day of Christmas
    My true love gave to me . . .
    Seven salesman’s samples
    Six NFL game cuts with grass stains next to the autograph and the PSA DNA tag removed
    Five Lampson LOAs!
    Four St. Patrick’s Day Ripkens
    Three Scoreboard “gamers”
    Two definitions of “matches factory records”
    And a Peyton Manning with the short sleeves

    On the eighth day of Christmas
    My true love gave to me . . .
    Eight Pujols Flagged X-Bats
    Seven salesman’s samples
    Six NFL game cuts with grass stains next to the autograph and the PSA DNA tag removed
    Five Lampson LOAs!
    Four St. Patrick’s Day Ripkens
    Three Scoreboard “gamers”
    Two definitions of “matches factory records”
    And a Peyton Manning with the short sleeves

    On the ninth day of Christmas
    My true love gave to me . . .
    Nine added nameplates
    Eight Pujols Flagged X-Bats
    Seven salesman’s samples
    Six NFL game cuts with grass stains next to the autograph and the PSA DNA tag removed
    Five Lampson LOAs!
    Four St. Patrick’s Day Ripkens
    Three Scoreboard “gamers”
    Two definitions of “matches factory records”
    And a Peyton Manning with the short sleeves

    On the tenth day of Christmas
    My true love gave to me . . .
    Ten Majestic 0503B2 Tags
    Nine added nameplates
    Eight Pujols Flagged X-Bats
    Seven salesman’s samples
    Six NFL game cuts with grass stains next to the autograph and the PSA DNA tag removed
    Five Lampson LOAs!
    Four St. Patrick’s Day Ripkens
    Three Scoreboard “gamers”
    Two definitions of “matches factory records”
    And a Peyton Manning with the short sleeves

    On the eleventh day of Christmas
    My true love gave to me . . .
    Eleven 2006 Carl Pavano Yankees Steiner game used Yankees caps
    Ten Majestic 0503B2 Tags
    Nine added nameplates
    Eight Pujols Flagged X-Bats
    Seven salesman’s samples
    Six NFL game cuts with grass stains next to the autograph and the PSA DNA tag removed
    Five Lampson LOAs!
    Four St. Patrick’s Day Ripkens
    Three Scoreboard “gamers”
    Two definitions of “matches factory records”
    And a Peyton Manning with the short sleeves

    On the twelfth day of Christmas
    My true love gave to me . . .
    Twelve consignor/authenticator conflicts of interest
    Eleven 2006 Carl Pavano Yankees Steiner game used Yankees caps
    Ten Majestic 0503B2 Tags
    Nine added nameplates
    Eight Pujols Flagged X-Bats
    Seven salesman’s samples
    Six NFL game cuts with grass stains next to the autograph and the PSA DNA tag removed
    Five Lampson LOAs!
    Four St. Patrick’s Day Ripkens
    Three Scoreboard “gamers”
    Two definitions of “matches factory records”
    And a Peyton Manning with the short sleeves
    Always looking for game used San Diego Chargers items...

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    Re: 'Tis The Season!! My Gift To You

    Definitely A Hit!!

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    Senior Member Eric's Avatar
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    Re: 'Tis The Season!! My Gift To You

    It'll be part of the first volume of the Game Used Universe Holiday album...

    I smell a bidding war people!
    Always looking for game used San Diego Chargers items...

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    Re: 'Tis The Season!! My Gift To You

    I'll buy the CD! "Five Lampson LOAs!" is the best line!!

    Tim

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    Re: 'Tis The Season!! My Gift To You

    Protest and comedy...the perfect blend for a successful holiday novelty record. Now, all you need is Stan Freberg or Alan Sherman!

    GOOD JOB!

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    Senior Member Eric's Avatar
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    Re: 'Tis The Season!! My Gift To You

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric View Post
    On the eleventh day of Christmas
    My true love gave to me . . .
    Eleven 2006 Carl Pavano Yankees Steiner game used Yankees caps
    Ten Majestic 0503B2 Tags
    Nine added nameplates
    Eight Pujols Flagged X-Bats
    Seven salesman’s samples
    Six NFL game cuts with grass stains next to the autograph and the PSA DNA tag removed
    Five Lampson LOAs!
    Four St. Patrick’s Day Ripkens
    Three Scoreboard “gamers”
    Two definitions of “matches factory records”
    And a Peyton Manning with the short sleeves
    Must be the 11th day of Christmas. It's a true Christmas miracle!!!!
    http://auction.steinersports.com/cgi...aunbr=77976458
    Always looking for game used San Diego Chargers items...

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    Re: 'Tis The Season!! My Gift To You

    If that is what my "true love" gave to me I would have to find a new "true love."

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    Senior Member Eric's Avatar
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    Re: 'Tis The Season!! My Gift To You

    A bump for the holidays
    Always looking for game used San Diego Chargers items...

 

 

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