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suave1477
01-14-2009, 10:13 PM
Here is something to give everybody a positive spin!!

Find a funny picture of 2 sports athletes and fill in a caption, something funny!!

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/82074076.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19368FFB0B613D6DEB0F111F6CEB635420A E30A760B0D811297
AROD TO MANNY - "MANNY TRY MAKING YOUR DREADS A LITTLE BIT SMALLER"
http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/82068929.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19368FFB0B613D6DEB0A476BBFB466E2944 E30A760B0D811297
Lowell to UMP - "So you say that Restaurant is downtown?"

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/82038088.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19368FFB0B613D6DEB07F57B2EF2D213C29 E30A760B0D811297
LAST BUT NOT LEAST LOL LOL
AROD to Manny - "Manny your bat is Bigger then mine":D

metsbats
01-14-2009, 10:48 PM
Here's one from the 2008 Mets season..

frikativ54
01-14-2009, 11:10 PM
Here is something to give everybody a positive spin!!

Find a funny picture of 2 sports athletes and fill in a caption, something funny!!

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/82074076.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19368FFB0B613D6DEB0F111F6CEB635420A E30A760B0D811297
AROD TO MANNY - "MANNY TRY MAKING YOUR DREADS A LITTLE BIT SMALLER"

This is how you get a big, fat paycheck!

mariner_gamers
01-14-2009, 11:21 PM
Here's one from the 2008 Mets season..

Well thank goodness he was traded!! What sorry team ended up with him again?? Do'h!!!!

Oh he is going to do so much better with the M's you just wait and see, just wait and see I tell you, just, just, just wait and see!! Seattle is known for taking players from other teams and turning them into stars.....oh wait I think I got that backwards....scratch that, reverse it......

metsbats
01-14-2009, 11:25 PM
This one photo is too easy to pass up...

AWA85
01-14-2009, 11:30 PM
"Ight Blue, you see here this kid has a ton of potential, but he is a little bit of a slow learner.... would you mind going easy on him?"

AWA85
01-14-2009, 11:39 PM
"They never throw a t shirt my way"

BIGSTIG
01-15-2009, 01:17 AM
http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/82074076.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19368FFB0B613D6DEB0F111F6CEB635420A E30A760B0D811297

"I put my hand on her shoulder, leaned in and gave her just a little peck...like this. I left her wanting more...next thing I know she is getting a divorce"

jetersbatboy
01-15-2009, 01:34 AM
AWA85,
I think Hammels Was thinking more along the lines of nice butt!!!!;)

jppopma
01-15-2009, 01:38 AM
I'm thinking Hammels was wishing it was shirts of THEIR back night!

AWA85
01-15-2009, 01:40 AM
http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/82074076.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19368FFB0B613D6DEB0F111F6CEB635420A E30A760B0D811297

"I put my hand on her shoulder, leaned in and gave her just a little peck...like this. I left her wanting more...next thing I know she is getting a divorce"


haha NICE!

jetersbatboy
01-15-2009, 01:45 AM
God, Please Dont Fart!!!:d

chakes89
01-15-2009, 01:52 AM
"Ight Blue, you see here this kid has a ton of potential, but he is a little bit of a slow learner.... would you mind going easy on him?"
The test results are in,

Dusty. YOU are the Father!

AWA85
01-15-2009, 01:56 AM
Reds fans can all understand that one.... not sure if it is a joke or could be true?

chakes89
01-15-2009, 02:12 AM
Nothing a little Maury Povich can't fix

notxpensv4u
01-15-2009, 08:29 AM
That bat you have is my 4th homerun of of year....or is it my fifth.....or is it even mine at all? Oh well!!!! Who cares?

notxpensv4u
01-15-2009, 08:30 AM
That bat you have is my 4th homerun of of year....or is it my fifth.....or is it even mine at all? Oh well!!!! Who cares?
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f108/timrockraines/450Rodriguez.jpg

Vintagedeputy
01-15-2009, 08:40 AM
http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/84258950.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19346E4C5E9CA0732610D53203F5D44F42A E30A760B0D811297

So I said to Plaxico "Is that a gun in your pants, or are you just happy to see me...the next thing I know.....BANG!"

Vintagedeputy
01-15-2009, 09:13 AM
http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/nym/photo/ph_team_mascot.jpg

"hey baby, after this, why dont we go home, rub a little mud on ourselves and play some pepper?"

trsent
01-15-2009, 12:59 PM
17550

...I'll let the crowd create their own caption

bigtruck260
01-15-2009, 01:09 PM
Relax Weaves, we're all a little funny sometimes. If you're gonna play a role, play it well...they don't call me Hollywood for nothin'.

bigtruck260
01-15-2009, 01:14 PM
All I can say is.."we were celebrating, and I don't remember a thing. For all you know, I'm popping a champagne cork with my left hand."

suave1477
02-11-2009, 09:12 PM
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-08/41567625.jpg

AROD: Sidney can I touch your butt again???

Ponson: Again Alex?????

http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2007-10/32975380.jpg

AROD: Pettitte is my underarm deodarant working???

Pettitte: mmmm no.


:D :D :D

OaklandAsFan
02-11-2009, 10:42 PM
ummmm Roger, when you said something about sticking it in my butt I thought you were talking about a syringe.

kylehess10
02-11-2009, 10:51 PM
"Here....I just wore these for 1 at-bat, so they're officially game used. $500 please"


http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh133/kylehess1025/5.jpg

godwulf
02-11-2009, 11:08 PM
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9dc30b3127ccec6028702f3ad00000040O02EbsmzVu0ZA9 vPhw/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/

"Look, kid...if you're still in the store when that guy runs out of film, I'm stuffin' your little ass in the microwave."

grenda12
02-11-2009, 11:42 PM
ummmm Roger, when you said something about sticking it in my butt I thought you were talking about a syringe.

Nice! :D :D :D

chakes89
02-12-2009, 12:59 AM
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9dc30b3127ccec6028702f3ad00000040O02EbsmzVu0ZA9 vPhw/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/

"Look, kid...if you're still in the store when that guy runs out of film, I'm stuffin' your little ass in the microwave."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

helmets
02-12-2009, 07:23 AM
I'll let you make up your own caption...

Vintagedeputy
02-12-2009, 08:06 AM
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9dc30b3127ccec6028702f3ad00000040O02EbsmzVu0ZA9 vPhw/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/



Why is Randy Johnson working in a Quik-e-mart selling cigarettes and lottery tickets to little kids?

godwulf
02-12-2009, 08:45 AM
Why is Randy Johnson working in a Quik-e-mart selling cigarettes and lottery tickets to little kids?

They weren't hiring at Peter Piper Pizza? :rolleyes:

It was early in '01, as I recall. They were selling $1 scratcher tickets with Randy's picture on them, for charity, so he went there for an hour one morning to promote it. He'd sign any one item if you just bought at least one of the scratcher tickets.

The appearance, itself, was very badly publicized - I just heard about it on the radio on my way to work, went back home to get my son's souvenir batting helmet and a gold paint pen, and went to the store. As I say, it was badly publicized - I don't think there were more than sixty or seventy people there.

Randy signed the batting helmet with the paint pen, which was (naturally) just running dry, and you could barely see it. Fortunately, I had a backup pen, and asked him to do it again, which he grumped about for a few seconds (again, naturally), but he did it. In fact, he wrote out his whole name the second time, probably in an unconscious attempt to obliterate the earlier effort, so it's actually one of the most complete RJ autographs I've ever seen. Then I waited, with a few others, for him to come out, and managed (probably because the media was still around) to get him to sign the cover of the '01 DBacks media guide, which features a photo of him holding some of his Cy Young awards.

He was still wearing that Circle-K jacket when he left the store, and I thought about asking Randy if he'd sell it to me for charity, but I chickened out.

gingi79
02-12-2009, 09:23 AM
20177

...I'll let the crowd create their own caption


Introducing the hot "Oven Chicken" $5 Foot long from Subway.......

GarkoCollector
02-12-2009, 09:40 AM
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9dc30b3127ccec6028702f3ad00000040O02EbsmzVu0ZA9 vPhw/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/

Normally I'd ask to see some ID, but you look 18. A pack of Marlboro's you said?

metsbats
02-14-2009, 01:43 PM
Another nice Arod photo..

3arod13
02-14-2009, 06:16 PM
Another nice Arod photo..

I have to admit, I laughed my *ss off. That's funny.

My only question is, why do you have that ipicture n your favorite photo album :)

suave1477
04-22-2009, 01:15 PM
I CAME ACROSS THIS PICTURE AND THIS WAS THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED IN MY HEAD - PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK AND LISTEN TO THE SONG!!!




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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujnH4yNqL8E

metsbats
06-07-2009, 06:16 PM
Couldn't resist after seeing this photo today..

allstarsplus
06-07-2009, 08:23 PM
"They never throw a t shirt my way"

Nice Ass-ets!!!

allstarsplus
06-07-2009, 08:30 PM
20177

...I'll let the crowd create their own caption Wow! A Bruce Boudreau sighting on GUU. Our kids went to the same school this year. Great family!!!

So my caption, "Missed it by this muchhhhhh"

slambam
06-07-2009, 10:44 PM
I CAME ACROSS THIS PICTURE AND THIS WAS THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED IN MY HEAD - PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK AND LISTEN TO THE SONG!!!




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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujnH4yNqL8E

I was thinking this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A3j0zWpTs0

JasonBanz
06-08-2009, 09:49 AM
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Alex! Don't give yourself that much credit. Sidney Crosby's is that much bigger than yours!

As a penguins fan I had to say it! :D

JasonBanz
06-08-2009, 09:52 AM
I CAME ACROSS THIS PICTURE AND THIS WAS THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED IN MY HEAD - PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK AND LISTEN TO THE SONG!!!




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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujnH4yNqL8E

How about this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpntNDAYltM

gameu08
06-08-2009, 10:00 AM
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Alex! Don't give yourself that much credit. Sidney Crosby's is that much bigger than yours!

As a penguins fan I had to say it! :D

they gap between your teeth is this wide!! alex!!

suave1477
10-22-2009, 12:37 AM
GUYS I FOUND THIS PIC AND YOU KNOW I COULDN'T PASS THIS ONE UP LOL:D







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Canseco "You see those football players out there Alex? - I have vitamins that can make you big like them"
Arod "Yeah?"

David
10-22-2009, 03:08 AM
http://www.cycleback.com/thosekids_files/image002.jpg

Gene Mauch and Umpire Harry Wendelstedt enjoy the latest dance craze



http://www.cycleback.com/thosekids_files/image006.jpg

Willie Davis realizes that wearing his Velcro uniform was not a good idea

3arod13
10-22-2009, 03:18 AM
GUYS I FOUND THIS PIC AND YOU KNOW I COULDN'T PASS THIS ONE UP LOL:D







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Canseco "You see those football players out there Alex? - I have vitamins that can make you big like them"
Arod "Yeah?"

Year's later....

jetersbatboy
01-02-2010, 11:02 PM
Let's just, let the image speak for it self!:eek:

Manram
01-03-2010, 01:47 AM
Let's just, let the image speak for it self!:eek:

Hahahahahahaha

GarkoCollector
01-03-2010, 11:41 AM
Let's just, let the image speak for it self!:eek:

Thats.
Just.
Not.
Right.

platinum1
01-03-2010, 12:03 PM
http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/OldComiskey/embarass4.jpg
Why didn't anyone tell me we where going to be playing the The Saturn Stars.

suave1477
10-05-2010, 04:24 PM
Manny thinking in his mind "I wonder if I take that kids hat if I can sell it?"

r_phelps
10-06-2010, 08:08 AM
Manny thinking in his mind "I wonder if I take that kids hat if I can sell it?"
Manny is about to tell that kid he is wearing his Hawks BP hat for the game.