Stretching the "game used" aspect of something to a new low

[jdr3]

http://cgi.ebay.com/U-O-OREGON-DUCKS-GAME-USED-CONCESSION-STAND-APRON-GREEN_W0QQitemZ170168833051QQihZ007QQcategoryZ5011 8QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[suave1477]

I dont know if I could say this hear but I will "OH MY GOD"

That cannot be a serious ad, the seller actually has the nerve to go into detail several times about it an even the mbroidery and the color being authentic.

[TFig27]

I like this line:

One size fits all (usually).

[bscott]

The following is just for fun, but quite gross. So please don't judge:


First, the A-Rod "game used jock strap."

Now, this Oregon Ducks "game used apron."

I truly hope this isn't paving the way for an auction featuring a "game used" Jennie Finch or Mia Hamm... well, i won't quite go there... but if the tagline "the string is still attached" means anything to ya, who knows what some freak might fetch out of the trash one day...

...and try to sell it.


Brace yourselves for the future, gentlemen.
And bring your vomit bags!

-bscott.

(hope I didn't cross the line.)